10 Ways to Know if You Have Estrogen Issues
1.Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday
Blessings,
4 comments:
Too funny Holly. Life just isn't easy at times. I am meeting some classmates for brunch today, we will be talking about our younger days.Smiles, Susie
Holly, I am in stitches! You are priceless! Keep going! We need to laugh more!
God bless,
LOL- You are hysterical! xo Diana
So funny! And I haven't even gotten to number one yet! haha :o)
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